Three cars in a row at the drive thru: 

“Thanks honey.” 

“I didn’t mean that offensively… you see, that’s how I grew up.  It was okay back then.”  
“No worries, I understand.  I wasn’t offended at all.”

Then this man tells me a story about his grandmother saying racist things basically because she was old and didn’t know any better.  

The customer immediately following him:

“Did you say your name was ***?”
“Yes.”
“My name is ***!  It’s a great name and makes great people!”
“It sure does!”

The customer immediately following that:
“Are you Ms. *********?”
“Yes?” (As the light dawns on me that one of my students is probably in the back seat, I stick my head out the window to see better) “Who’s back there asking for me?” 

Quite a combination!     

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