From the mouth of an underpaid barista

i wish i could say i made this!

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Me too! That’s amazing!

My first ever good-looking rosetta! Made at home :)

we miss you!

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I’m back!

This goes out to the Starbucks employees. I’ve been working in the Coffee biz for going on 6 years. Ideally I would like to work for Starbucks. Especially since the locations hiring are a lot closer to my home and it’s pretty much the last known company I have yet to work for. Recently I trained a girl who said she got laid off from Starbucks because they wanted to wipe out all of the employees making more money than Starbucks wanted to pay them. I don’t know if I believe that but…I fill out Starbucks applications every couple of months. Even locations inside of Grocery stores. I have the experience to work as barista or shift supervisor…But what I want to know is do you think when I put that my current wage is $11 they figure they wont match it, so they don’t consider my application? What is the starting wage there for barista and supervisor?

// Can anyone help out here?

I have applied to starbucks a few times, and have also never even gotten an interview. So, this is an interesting thought!

I don’t know if any of you have heard or seen the process of A Syphon coffee but it is a whole new experience in the coffee world!

Take a look at this clip and it shows you what it’s method is and the instrument for it, which is pretty cool looking

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHz-NIPTvf0

If you haven’t tried a coffee from a Syphon before i really suggest you do, it is best as a black coffee but it is so clean and crisp and it leaves NO aftertaste(only if your barista is good)! no coffee after taste. it is crazy!!!

im practicing latte art, our pitchers have a very tiny spout, barely anything, but i managed to make a dragon! haha.

Three cars in a row at the drive thru: 

“Thanks honey.” 
…
“I didn’t mean that offensively… you see, that’s how I grew up.  It was okay back then.”  
“No worries, I understand.  I wasn’t offended at all.”

Then this man tells me a story about his grandmother saying racist things basically because she was old and didn’t know any better.  

The customer immediately following him:

“Did you say your name was ***?”
“Yes.”
“My name is ***!  It’s a great name and makes great people!”
“It sure does!”

The customer immediately following that:
“Are you Ms. *********?”
“Yes?” (As the light dawns on me that one of my students is probably in the back seat, I stick my head out the window to see better) “Who’s back there asking for me?” 

Quite a combination!     

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http://kitenarie.tumblr.com/ !!

Hey you might just need to have the milk not go to the full temp for the milk and cherry. Also like I said earlier it would be easier to let the espresso be mixed in first. With ones that dont require coffee, use a different milk that has helped me before. Good luck

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http://choochoo11.tumblr.com/ !!

I messed around with different milk, different technique and determined that I’m just not going to use Cherry in steamers.

I’m a barista at a bux in kc, mo (good to see you survived the snow storm too)

Funny story. Last night i felt like i was in the twilight zone. I had a crazy lady come in, i couldn’t place her accent. My shift asked her in spanish if she spoke spanish and i asked her if french. It was something odd. She ordered “one  american coffee” and “one american espresso coffee drink” so i made her an americano and a double shot of espresso after much debate on what it was she was actually wanting. She paid, took the drinks and came back 15 minutes later and asked me to put sweetner in it. I put in some classic syrup in each, approperiate to the size of the drink and figured that’s cool we’re done. 30 minutes later she comes back and asks for more water in them, so i put more hot water in them, starting to get really weirded out. Another half an hour or so gos by and she comes back and asks for “hot milk cream”, at that point i was like “i don’t know what to do anymore for you sorry” since we were running low on half and half anyway. “i should have charged you for your syrup and i can’t steam milk for something like that since you’ve left three times and you ordered it over an hour ago” I didnt know what else to say. She went over to the condiment bar and grabbed a handful of splenda and walked out. Weird.

Later that night we had a latin-american couple come in, stand at the register and proceed to make out in the most unapporperiate way possible. I asked them if they needed a minute, they didn’t respond. I skipped them, got the rest of the line (at least 6 people) drinks and made them. The couple was still making out. I coughed, loudly and asked them if they were ready. They ignored me, so i ignored them and finished stocking the pastry case. They walked up to the register after a good 15 minutes of this shit and ordered a french vanilla cappuccino (ut oh) and a caramel frappucino. I made them and called them out, placing them on the bar. They ignored it, knee deep back into lip sucking. I brought it over and put it on the counter by our register, within arm’s reach for them. They ignored it still. My shift was staring at me out of the corner of my eye as they walked over to the bar which is out of my view behind our espresso machines (im barely 5’2”). My shift’s eye got wider and she stared at me as they went and sat down (great) in our cafe. She told me later that he was taking a stir stick and poking it into her mouth over and over. Fantastic, exactly what you should do in public.

Why do people leave their houses sometimes i just dont even.

much love to you, laugh at my struggles and fight the good fight~

(ps i am learning latte art, or the best we can do with our less an par pitchers, tips are always welcomed!)

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Thanks http://mdorn.tumblr.com/ !!

As for the latte art, the main thing is to get your wrist motions right. As long as your pitcher has a pour spout and isn’t just round - you should be good to go!

I am not personally a Barista but I do work in customer service so..

I’m sorry, but despite the fact that I ask how you are doing every time you come up to the counter to order something, I don’t actually care. The whole idea of “How are you.” is just to get the response of “great” so I can tell you to have a nice day so you can walk away and I can get paid. I have no interest in the fact that you kid is driving you insane. I understand that you all have lives but I really do not care what is going on in them if it doesn’t involve me.

Also, if you ask I will say my name.. but please stop trying to add me on facebook…

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Eeep - people are creepy.

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